Dear Rick Riordan…

Baes! So I was Googling Heroes of Olympus lols because the [mutters some choice expletives] school wi-fi blocks Pinterest. I ran across this meme:

*rage quit*
*makes contorted indecision face – to murder now or to laugh when he dies later…*

While I have seen it before, the thing struck me all over again. Not only did he kill Selena, Beckendorf, and a bunch of other really good people, but he didn’t leave any guys to fangirl over. He paired up all of the seven (which I understand), and I was fine because I was like this (thank you, Viria, for providing the best drawings of these things ever):

the little red thing is me. it's also the rest of the fangirls in the world not accepting that he's with Will Solace now.
the little red thing is me. it will always be me.

But then I read the House of Hades and realized…

NOPENOPENOPE
NOPENOPENOPE

And, because that’s obviously not enough, the truth of the matter is…

“‘You’re so dense,’ Will noted. ‘I hope you got over that nonsense about leaving Camp Half-Blood.’

“‘I-yeah. I did. I mean, I’m staying.’

“‘Good. So you may be dense, but you’re not an idiot.’

“‘How can you even talk to me like that? Don’t you know I can summon zombies and skeletons and-‘

“‘Right now you couldn’t summon a wishbone without melting into a puddle of darkness, di Angelo,’ Will said. ‘I told you, no more Underworld-y stuff, doctor’s orders. You owe me at least three days of rest in the infirmary. Starting now.’ 

“Nico felt like a hundred skeletal butterflies were resurrecting in his stomach. ‘Three days? I-I suppose that would be okay.'”

If any of you don’t see it, then imagine a teen girl with brown hair, brown eyes, and a really good sarcastic exasperation look is giving you that look. That would be me.

Nico di Angelo ends up with Will Solace.

There.

If I’m totally late and everybody already knows this, then whatevs. Now you’ve accepted it.

So, dear Rick, PLEASE STOP KILLING MY FEELS. I PERSONALLY WISH TO KEEP MY FEELS INTACT.

So, yeah.

Much love!

-O

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